May 2013
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iraqobama:
falsebside:
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windupmallard:
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i cant believe imp laying neopets again this is despair
what’s your neopets username? haha
see… neopets draws everyone in… even the terrorists
did you just call me satan
this is the beginning of a wonderful NeoFriendship
you owe me a lot of money
i hope u use “owe” loosely
my name isnt...
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iraqobama:
windupmallard:
iraqobama:
i cant believe imp laying neopets again this is despair
what’s your neopets username? haha
see… neopets draws everyone in… even the terrorists
did you just call me satan
this is the beginning of a wonderful NeoFriendship
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iraqobama:
i cant believe imp laying neopets again this is despair
what’s your neopets username? haha
see… neopets draws everyone in… even the terrorists
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can i be the arab man of neopets with 10+ wives (neopets’ lame euphemism is “neofriends”, pshh)? i’ve pretty much convinced everyone on the Help Chat that arabic is my first language and if they give me advice i accuse them of “offense my culture”
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okay i’m not really gay so please stop sending me homosexual erotica asks… please… i support your cause but this mallard is not “excited”
can’t believe i just wrote that
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omg i cant believe a blog named windupmallard which posts shit from neopets.com receives anonymous asks like “go kill yourself”.
sorry, person from fairfield, connecticut. i’m a strong, independent and successful lady and i have so much in this world to live for (see: my neopets and my bank account).
yeah but seriously, fuck off cunt. ;-)
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omg you didnt have to buy anything from my shop!!!!! but thank you so much anyway <3 when we’re married i’ll continue to leech off you.
just kiddin’ ;-)
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to the last runner-up of my giveaway i’ll get to you soon i’m just lazy and im still getting your prizes so bear with me!!! thank for your patience
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imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon tucking you into bed and reading to you
creepy as fuck
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~*~*giveaway result$~*~*
i used a random number generator http://www.random.org/
the winners are *drumroll*……. tidywolf and stackofslightly used carrots!!
you guys win 3 codestones each woooo
runner ups are slutb0t, wtfneopia, and cyanide-burns (who prob win something like 2 bottled faeries or whatever cool i end up finding in my sdb). i’ve messaged all of you so please respond privately or send me an...
monicaalexieaa:
This one time I made a page on Neopets called 2grarrls1cup.
I ended up getting IP banned.
this is beautiful
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Anonymous asked: are you gay
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~*~*follower giveaway~*~*
i have 100 followers but i wanted 99 so i could say i got 99 followers but beyonce aint one w/e lame joke
giving away 3 random codestones
NeoRules:
1. you must be following me cuz this is a ~*~*follower giveaway~*~* and dont be a dick/cheapskate and follow me for the duration of the giveaway then unfollow me that’s l ow w
2. only likes count
yep done
whoops p.s. winner will be decided...
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i’m hosting a giveaway when i get to 99 followers only 1 away
~*~follow 4 hardcore neopets porn~*~
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i graduated from harvard with a law degree →
too lazy to screenshot, so click there if you want to read someone named picklepants take me seriously
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Meera's in the Beauty Contest!!!! →
hahaha, finally my drawing got put in. if you have a chia vote to spare, please vote for a cute little lemon chia who likes long walks on the beach :D
April 2013
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Anonymous asked: i was bumping my board with the *dariganpb* smilie and then i copied "boxer briefs" because i wanted to know if girl boxer briefs had fake dick slots then i bumped my board but i had Boxer briefs copied and not *dariganpb* and it's so embarassing
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